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</description><title>you've arrived at panic station</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @shinycelebrityskin)</generator><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"If you think that the nice guy ranting only happens on the internet, you’ve never had to deal with..."</title><description>“If you think that the nice guy ranting only happens on the internet, you’ve never had to deal with your thoroughly drunken friend shouting about how no girls would go out with a nice guy like him, even though he’s surrounded by single women he ignores because they aren’t attractive enough for him.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;h1 class="entry-title"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thisview.org/?p=99" target="_blank"&gt;It’s Not Just the Internet. It Never Has Been.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loveyourrebellion.com/" target="_blank"&gt;loveyourrebellion&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;For all the people who message me saying “Nice Guys™ aren’t a problem, they’re just whining on the internet…” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtfniceguys.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;wtfniceguys&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346581321</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346581321</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:24:03 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>maxterbate:

rupindre:

dapperfox:

tumblr.com aka...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://maxterbate.tumblr.com/post/53345388192/rupindre-dapperfox-tumblr-com-aka" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;maxterbate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://rupindre.tumblr.com/post/53345347438/dapperfox-tumblr-com-aka" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;rupindre&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dapperfox.tumblr.com/post/53344454626/tumblr-com-aka" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;dapperfox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;tumblr.com aka jailbait.com/do-not-sign-up-for-this-site-if-you-are-an-straight-male-of-legal-age-you-will-get-yourself-in-trouble-danger-keep-out&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;why y’all getting mad at Jesse for this he was making a joke&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;i tried copying and pasting that thinking it was a link&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346559809</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346559809</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:23:24 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51a096c1dcbb9ce8009cd2ca4c10e572/tumblr_mlrgwdTyIf1qe8a0fo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/646b457e492348b371f90dff98c5c152/tumblr_mlrgwdTyIf1qe8a0fo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d11b1896d1e3961c018a318f6a56531/tumblr_mlrgwdTyIf1qe8a0fo3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9fbdf3664d91b24b4592210032874edd/tumblr_mlrgwdTyIf1qe8a0fo4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346546029</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346546029</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:22:59 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oldprickbitches.tumblr.com/post/53317027832/omfg-i-was-sitting-in-a-room-with-a-bunch-of-my" target="_blank"&gt;oldprickbitches&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346538936</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346538936</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:22:45 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ec2e881508e1fcf1fbc6428c9bbbd82/tumblr_miyo7tloZK1qir88ko1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346521098</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346521098</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:22:17 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c3e97fbcf066ab001387fa2a47aca06/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1b397904cb508115b9275aefdeeeeb9/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8f05e6cb104033236b6944f662379ed/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/135536eff98d7c6ef0625e911e5968db/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae0760d816eb87d2d3ecb617e16f2e48/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f22a1dc5bfcd9dd330c3cf9fea3e8746/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb445ef415bd1037ca068b926b6ffa9d/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d984f7318787838496129c97fc95a22c/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c784b9416777b2128fa6a04d41df730/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0660e949040144583cf96793387a1103/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toolesbiantofunction.tumblr.com/post/53307632294/im-dying-omg" target="_blank"&gt;toolesbiantofunction&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m dying omg &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346518283</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346518283</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:22:13 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>foodnun:

i finally know what the top of her head looks like
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e701a4897d9f15dde830918b2629ee18/tumblr_mgzp7jw3aU1qkn18io1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foodnun.tumblr.com/post/41123140455" target="_blank"&gt;foodnun&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i finally know what the top of her head looks like&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346477212</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346477212</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:20:59 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My brother talking to our dog</title><description>Bro: come here you ugly bitch&lt;br /&gt;
Me: a bitch she may be, but ugly she is not&lt;br /&gt;
Bro: &lt;br /&gt;
Me: &lt;br /&gt;
Dog: &lt;br /&gt;
Bro: LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SHAKESPEARE UP IN HERE</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346469860</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346469860</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:20:45 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Jensen: We actually specially stock our house for when Jared visits. And when we lived together I didn’t even bother doing the grocery shopping because what I eat in five or six meals Jared eats in a snack.&#13;</title><description>Jensen: We actually specially stock our house for when Jared visits. And when we lived together I didn’t even bother doing the grocery shopping because what I eat in five or six meals Jared eats in a snack.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jared: I didn’t know that’s why you never went grocery shopping! I just thought you thought I was better at it!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jensen: At grocery shopping?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jared: Yeah!</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346449385</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346449385</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:20:10 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cheesewong:

I love how in separate photo shoots, Misha, Jared and Jensen are like

but put them in...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cheesewong.tumblr.com/post/53066911578/i-love-how-in-separate-photo-shoots-misha-jared" target="_blank"&gt;cheesewong&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love how in separate photo shoots, Misha, Jared and Jensen are like&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0621037fa49140a405c1dd3ce9fcdde7/tumblr_inline_mogpxiGnEM1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but put them in a room together and they’re like&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d29ae4f15a35299b5af54c1d9a6f6db0/tumblr_inline_mogpy6i28g1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/28428925f1d3b79dde8a82b9a7629c24/tumblr_inline_mogpyoUoqf1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5740abf27626d0d5c92c05709600710a/tumblr_inline_mogpz2SU3R1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346434031</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346434031</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:19:41 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Again, it felt like we tore a page out of a fairy tale.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b12fc0b0e65779aedb46815c183352e0/tumblr_mollfydc7Z1rvxdnxo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c4f563ab10e45b96411a8be52ebccc4/tumblr_mollfydc7Z1rvxdnxo2_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e734cb3d129f55bcb0fc83607d09a8cf/tumblr_mollfydc7Z1rvxdnxo6_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db3364bce794e1e306ae451bb4a599e0/tumblr_mollfydc7Z1rvxdnxo5_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1996d60ea49451f12c10048588fda081/tumblr_mollfydc7Z1rvxdnxo3_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a05aade32ee1a07cc0590028d0204000/tumblr_mollfydc7Z1rvxdnxo4_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;Again, it felt like we tore a page out of a fairy tale.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346424087</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53346424087</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:19:22 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fatwink:

sexual orientation: anyone that gives me attention
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fatwink.tumblr.com/post/48175603425/sexual-orientation-anyone-that-gives-me-attention" target="_blank"&gt;fatwink&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sexual orientation: anyone that gives me attention&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53311241371</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53311241371</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:46:09 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec748dd97cb0c2517a0ac8889a275bba/tumblr_moiuwnvOxC1qgwqw9o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53311221348</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53311221348</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:45:51 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sext: i just bought us music festival tickets</title><description>sext: i just bought us music festival tickets</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53311153264</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53311153264</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:44:53 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>trembl-e:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

beartier:

My grandma...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md50cjloKL1qgn6iko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://trembl-e.tumblr.com/post/53309141380/the-fury-of-a-time-lord-beartier-my-grandma" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;trembl-e&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-fury-of-a-time-lord.tumblr.com/post/35246027698/beartier-my-grandma-borrowed-the-computer-for-2" target="_blank"&gt;the-fury-of-a-time-lord&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beartier.tumblr.com/post/35223287402/my-grandma-borrowed-the-computer-for-2-minutes" target="_blank"&gt;beartier&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what the fUCK DID YOU DO WOMAN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;HOW&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;what was in the box&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53309671749</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53309671749</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:24:11 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>beyoncebeytwice:

i cant even play hard to get im already hard to want
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beyoncebeytwice.tumblr.com/post/17693672568/i-cant-even-play-hard-to-get-im-already-hard-to" target="_blank"&gt;beyoncebeytwice&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i cant even play hard to get im already hard to want&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53309654845</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53309654845</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:23:57 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53309649909</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53309649909</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:23:53 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/94adce9c50b51c2be359876099085460/tumblr_molzogcL201rrcahvo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67b8cff9684a0a6374b26b46451b1eb9/tumblr_molzogcL201rrcahvo2_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53309524176</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53309524176</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:22:07 +0400</pubDate><category>snl</category><category>queens</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcetepr9mQ1qfb46yo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53309497213</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53309497213</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:21:46 +0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Kristen Wiig attends the ‘Imogene’ Paris Premiere (June 18,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7873bbadfd1b81cea7429714309fc922/tumblr_moly0nV2OC1rf3nebo1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4fdac809643ced0c0de11d4e9459307/tumblr_moly0nV2OC1rf3nebo2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kristen Wiig attends the ‘Imogene’ Paris Premiere (June 18, 2013)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53309441495</link><guid>http://shinycelebrityskin.tumblr.com/post/53309441495</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:21:01 +0400</pubDate><category>queen</category></item></channel></rss>
